diff --git a/docs/content/limitations/console-and-process-streams.mdx b/docs/content/limitations/console-and-process-streams.mdx
index a877512c1..8173d037e 100644
--- a/docs/content/limitations/console-and-process-streams.mdx
+++ b/docs/content/limitations/console-and-process-streams.mdx
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@ JavaScript and TypeScript can store `process.stdin`, `stdout`, and `stderr`, rep
 A replaced `write` method does not receive console's error-callback argument.
 Input supports data/end/error listeners, pause/resume, buffered reads, and TTY raw mode.
 Output writes are synchronous, with successful callbacks on the next-tick queue; queued backpressure is not modeled.
+Because no write is ever queued, `writableLength` is 0, `writableNeedDrain` is false, `writableHighWaterMark` is 65536, and `'drain'` never fires, so drain listeners register silently and `events.once(process.stdout, "drain")` stays pending, as it does in Node when no write returned false.
 Stored streams do not support piping, encoding changes, arbitrary properties, or other events.
 A TypeScript `NodeJS.WritableStream` parameter that only receives `process.stdout` or `process.stderr` supports `write(string)`.
 When other streams flow into the same parameter, the process streams join them as `Writable` instances with the full writable surface.
diff --git a/packages/compiler/ambient/scriptc-node-fallback.d.ts b/packages/compiler/ambient/scriptc-node-fallback.d.ts
index edb391f7d..3cce98267 100644
--- a/packages/compiler/ambient/scriptc-node-fallback.d.ts
+++ b/packages/compiler/ambient/scriptc-node-fallback.d.ts
@@ -1747,6 +1747,18 @@ declare module "tty" {
     /* The bytes queued behind the last write: the compiled binary's fd
      * 1/2 writes are synchronous, so it is always 0. */
     readonly writableLength: number;
+    /* Node's default for the process streams (65536 for a pipe, a file and a
+     * TTY): a constant, because nothing is ever queued. */
+    readonly writableHighWaterMark: number;
+    /* Always false: a synchronous write never returns false, so no 'drain'
+     * is ever pending. */
+    readonly writableNeedDrain: boolean;
+    /* 'drain' and the other events by name. Node returns the stream. */
+    on(event: string, listener: (...args: any[]) => void): this;
+    once(event: string, listener: (...args: any[]) => void): this;
+    addListener(event: string, listener: (...args: any[]) => void): this;
+    off(event: string, listener: (...args: any[]) => void): this;
+    removeListener(event: string, listener: (...args: any[]) => void): this;
     getWindowSize(): [number, number];
   }
   export function isatty(fd: number): boolean;
diff --git a/packages/compiler/src/backend/llvm/lib-shared.ts b/packages/compiler/src/backend/llvm/lib-shared.ts
index 9ed4e3a18..754b5eb33 100644
--- a/packages/compiler/src/backend/llvm/lib-shared.ts
+++ b/packages/compiler/src/backend/llvm/lib-shared.ts
@@ -381,6 +381,9 @@ export const LIB_FN_SYMS: Record<string, string> = {
   "process.stdio": "scr_process_stdio",
   "process.stderrWrite": "scr_process_stderr_write",
   "process.isTTY": "scr_process_is_tty",
+  // A promise that never settles (events.once of an event a synchronous
+  // stream never emits); a fresh pending promise is its owned result.
+  "events.pendingForever": "scr_promise_new",
   "date.now": "scr_date_now",
   "date.newNow": "scr_date_now",
   "date.newMs": "scr_date_new_ms",
diff --git a/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/builtins/process.ts b/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/builtins/process.ts
index 065183a69..87fd66412 100644
--- a/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/builtins/process.ts
+++ b/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/builtins/process.ts
@@ -442,7 +442,9 @@ export function lowerProcessStreamProperty(
     member !== "isTTY" &&
     member !== "columns" &&
     member !== "rows" &&
-    member !== "writableLength"
+    member !== "writableLength" &&
+    member !== "writableHighWaterMark" &&
+    member !== "writableNeedDrain"
   )
     return null;
   let recv: ts.Expression = expr.expression;
@@ -476,19 +478,31 @@ export function lowerProcessStreamProperty(
     // nothing is ever queued and Node's number is always 0. The other
     // members stay keyed reads — the runtime stream answers their live
     // values (isatty columns/rows, stdin readableLength).
-    if (member === "writableLength") {
+    if (
+      member === "writableLength" ||
+      member === "writableHighWaterMark" ||
+      member === "writableNeedDrain"
+    ) {
       // The receiver still EVALUATES: a call or property read that hands
       // back the stream runs its own side effects — and throws where Node
       // throws — before the constant answers, exactly as the read of the
       // member would. A pure receiver (the alias above) folds away.
-      const answer: IrExpr = { kind: "numLit", value: 0, type: F64, loc: locOf(expr) };
+      const answer: IrExpr =
+        member === "writableNeedDrain"
+          ? { kind: "boolLit", value: false, type: BOOL, loc: locOf(expr) }
+          : {
+              kind: "numLit",
+              value: member === "writableLength" ? 0 : 65536,
+              type: F64,
+              loc: locOf(expr),
+            };
       const effect = lowerer.lowerExpr(expr.expression);
       if (isSafeToDiscard(effect)) return answer;
       return {
         kind: "seqExpr",
         stmts: [{ kind: "exprStmt", expr: effect, loc: locOf(expr.expression) }],
         result: answer,
-        type: F64,
+        type: answer.type,
         loc: locOf(expr),
       };
     }
@@ -520,6 +534,16 @@ export function lowerProcessStreamProperty(
   // true for the same reason). Backpressure probes read 0 and stay
   // correct; the write itself never defers.
   if (member === "writableLength") return { kind: "numLit", value: 0, type: F64, loc };
+  // Node's default high-water mark for the process streams, and the
+  // drain flag a synchronous write never sets.
+  if (member === "writableHighWaterMark") {
+    if (stream === "stdin") return null;
+    return { kind: "numLit", value: 65536, type: F64, loc };
+  }
+  if (member === "writableNeedDrain") {
+    if (stream === "stdin") return null;
+    return { kind: "boolLit", value: false, type: BOOL, loc };
+  }
   if (member === "isTTY") {
     const type = lowerer.withUndefinedArm(BOOL);
     return {
@@ -1000,6 +1024,58 @@ export function lowerProcessMethodCall(
     }
     return { kind: "libCall", fn: "process.stdinSetRawMode", args: [mode], type: VOID, loc };
   }
+  // process.stdout/stderr.on("drain", fn) and its spellings: Node emits
+  // 'drain' only after a write() returned false, and these writes are
+  // synchronous (they never return false), so the listener can never run.
+  // Registering it is therefore observably a no-op: the receiver and the
+  // listener are evaluated for their effects and nothing is retained.
+  // listenerCount/listeners/eventNames on the process streams stay
+  // refused, so the missing registration cannot be observed.
+  if (
+    [
+      "on",
+      "once",
+      "off",
+      "addListener",
+      "removeListener",
+      "prependListener",
+      "prependOnceListener",
+    ].includes(access.name.text) &&
+    ts.isPropertyAccessExpression(access.expression) &&
+    call.arguments.nodes.length === 2 &&
+    !call.arguments.nodes.some(ts.isSpreadElement)
+  ) {
+    const stream = lowerer.stdlibGlobalMember(access.expression, "process");
+    const evT = lowerer.typeOf(call.arguments.nodes[0]!);
+    if (
+      (stream === "stdout" || stream === "stderr") &&
+      evT.isStringLiteralType() &&
+      evT.value === "drain"
+    ) {
+      const loc = locOf(call);
+      const parent = call.parent;
+      const discarded =
+        ts.isExpressionStatement(parent) || (ts.isArrowFunction(parent) && parent.body === call);
+      if (!discarded) {
+        lowerer.unsupported(
+          "SC1090",
+          call,
+          `using the result of process.${stream}.${access.name.text}("drain", ...) (register it as its own statement)`,
+        );
+      }
+      const stmts: IrStmt[] = [];
+      for (const arg of call.arguments.nodes) {
+        const value = lowerer.lowerExprExpecting(arg, DYN);
+        if (!isSafeToDiscard(value)) stmts.push({ kind: "exprStmt", expr: value, loc: value.loc });
+      }
+      // The call's value is discarded (statement position or a void arrow
+      // body), so the lowering is the evaluated arguments alone; a bare
+      // unitLit has no standalone IR value, so the no-op result is the
+      // dynamic undefined a discarded call leaves.
+      const result: IrExpr = dynUndefinedExpr(loc);
+      return stmts.length === 0 ? result : { kind: "seqExpr", stmts, result, type: DYN, loc };
+    }
+  }
   // process.stdout.on("resize", cb) (and once/off/removeListener/
   // addListener, stderr too): the terminal resize event, registered on the
   // runtime's process stream object (a SIGWINCH listener that emits when a
diff --git a/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/lower-event-emitter.ts b/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/lower-event-emitter.ts
index f44a3d6d8..be6ee9c75 100644
--- a/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/lower-event-emitter.ts
+++ b/packages/compiler/src/frontend/lowering/lower-event-emitter.ts
@@ -2532,6 +2532,26 @@ export function lowerEventsOnce(lowerer: Lowerer, call: ts.CallExpression, loc:
   const arrayT = arrayOf(DYN);
   const resultT: IrType = { kind: "promise", inner: arrayT };
   let receiver = lowerer.lowerExpr(args[0]!);
+  // events.once(process.stdout, "drain"): the next 'drain' of a stream
+  // whose writes are synchronous never comes (Node emits it only after a
+  // write returned false), so the promise stays pending. A pending promise
+  // holds nothing: the process exits when the loop is empty, as in Node.
+  {
+    let target = args[0]!;
+    while (ts.isParenthesizedExpression(target)) target = target.expression;
+    const stream = ts.isPropertyAccessExpression(target)
+      ? lowerer.stdlibGlobalMember(target, "process")
+      : null;
+    const nameT = lowerer.typeOf(args[1]!);
+    if (
+      (stream === "stdout" || stream === "stderr") &&
+      nameT.isStringLiteralType() &&
+      nameT.value === "drain" &&
+      args.length === 2
+    ) {
+      return { kind: "libCall", fn: "events.pendingForever", args: [], type: resultT, loc };
+    }
+  }
   // A checked-dynamic NodeJS stream slot (dyn-streams.ts): a native stream
   // unboxes by identity; any other value throws the not-supported Error.
   if (
diff --git a/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts.json b/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..95107f403
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts.json
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+{
+ "order": [
+  "<repo>/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts"
+ ],
+ "diags": []
+}
diff --git a/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts.json b/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..3493be335
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/compiler/test/ts7/baselines/order-parity/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts.json
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+{
+ "order": [
+  "<repo>/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts"
+ ],
+ "diags": [
+  {
+   "code": "SC0001",
+   "message": "Property 'listenerCount' does not exist on type 'WriteStream'.",
+   "loc": {
+    "file": "<repo>/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts",
+    "start": 269,
+    "end": 282
+   },
+   "typeWorld": true,
+   "hint": "the project has no @types/node, so scriptc types Node with its bundled declarations, which list only the members that compile natively — 'listenerCount' does not compile natively yet (https://scriptc.dev/limitations); installing @types/node turns this into a located refusal with a hint"
+  }
+ ]
+}
diff --git a/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts b/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..aa711edca
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/corpus/process-stream-drain.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+// process.stdout/stderr backpressure probes under the synchronous stream
+// model: every write reaches the descriptor before write() returns, so
+// nothing is ever queued. writableLength is 0, writableNeedDrain is false,
+// write() returns true, and 'drain' (emitted only after a write returned
+// false) never fires: drain listeners register and stay silent, and a
+// promise of the next drain never settles without holding the process.
+import { once } from "node:events";
+
+console.log("hwm", process.stdout.writableHighWaterMark, process.stderr.writableHighWaterMark);
+console.log("needDrain", process.stdout.writableNeedDrain, process.stderr.writableNeedDrain);
+console.log("length", process.stdout.writableLength, process.stderr.writableLength);
+
+let drained = 0;
+const onDrain = (): void => {
+  drained++;
+};
+process.stdout.on("drain", onDrain);
+process.stdout.once("drain", () => {
+  drained++;
+});
+process.stderr.addListener("drain", onDrain);
+process.stdout.off("drain", onDrain);
+process.stderr.removeListener("drain", onDrain);
+
+const ok = process.stdout.write("chunk\n");
+console.log("write returned", ok);
+
+// The flush idiom: wait for drain only when bytes are queued or the
+// write asked for it.
+async function flush(): Promise<void> {
+  if (process.stdout.writableLength > 0) {
+    await new Promise<void>((resolve) => process.stdout.once("drain", resolve));
+  }
+  if (!process.stdout.write("again\n")) await once(process.stdout, "drain");
+  console.log("flushed");
+}
+void flush();
+
+// A drain that cannot come: the promise stays pending, and the process
+// exits once the loop is empty.
+void (async () => {
+  await once(process.stderr, "drain");
+  console.log("never");
+})();
+
+setTimeout(() => console.log("drained", drained), 5);
diff --git a/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts b/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..ca3ce5693
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/diagnostics/process-stream-listener-count.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+// Drain registration on the process streams lowers to nothing because a
+// synchronous write never asks for a drain; the listener table it would
+// fill is not observable, so reading it stays refused.
+process.stdout.once("drain", () => {});
+console.log(process.stdout.listenerCount("drain"));
diff --git a/tests/harness/__snapshots__/process-stream-listener-count.ts.txt b/tests/harness/__snapshots__/process-stream-listener-count.ts.txt
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..3bc0eb156
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/harness/__snapshots__/process-stream-listener-count.ts.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+process-stream-listener-count.ts:5:28 - error SC0001: Property 'listenerCount' does not exist on type 'WriteStream'.
+
+  4 | process.stdout.once("drain", () => {});
+  5 | console.log(process.stdout.listenerCount("drain"));
+    |                            ^~~~~~~~~~~~~
+  6 | 
+
+  hint: the project has no @types/node, so scriptc types Node with its bundled declarations, which list only the members that compile natively — 'listenerCount' does not compile natively yet (https://scriptc.dev/limitations); installing @types/node turns this into a located refusal with a hint
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/tests/harness/corpus-costs/process-stream-drain.ts.json b/tests/harness/corpus-costs/process-stream-drain.ts.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..283af8f7c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/harness/corpus-costs/process-stream-drain.ts.json
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+{ "plain": 5912, "san": 124235 }